Monorail Expansion: NEVER

article - monorail expansion

Monorail expansion.

No two words have ever elicited more excitement and speculation from Disney World fanatics. Do an online search for “Monorail Expansion” and you’ll see the countless rumors of Disney’s plan to expand the monorail. Keep searching, and you will find an equal number of articles explaining why Disney will never upgrade their monorails.

Continue reading this fake story…

Steven Tyler to be ELIMINATED From Ride

article - rnrc inflatable man

It was reported earlier this week on the internet that Disney would be digitally altering Steven Tyler to remove a potentially offensive hand gesture he posed during the Rock ’n’ Roller Coaster’s pre-show at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. However, it appears that Disney will be taking it one step further to completely eliminate Aerosmith’s front man … Continue reading this fake story…

Breaking News: Horizons is Returning

article - horizons returning

A longtime favorite attraction at Walt Disney World’s Epcot is returning in 2018. Horizons, which operated at Epcot from 1983 – 1999, will be rebuilt using the original blueprints in response to an internet campaign to bring the ride back to the park.

“I think the message we want to send is: ‘Gary Thompson. We hear … Continue reading this fake story…

Tower of Terror to Get a Home on the Range Makeover

article - tower of terror

Fresh off Disney’s announcement that Disneyland’s Tower of Terror will get a Guardians of the Galaxy makeover, Florida’s Tower of Terror ride will not be forgotten. Looking to “plus” one of Walt Disney World’s beloved attractions, the Tower of Terror will soon get a makeover based on the 2004 blockbuster smash hit Home on the Range, starring … Continue reading this fake story…

Epcot’s Dreamfinder Accused of Sexual Harassment

article - dreamfinder legal troubles

Longtime Journey Into Imagination Cast Member Dreamfinder is in heaps of legal trouble after allegations of sexual harassment have surfaced. Many women have come forward alleging that they’ve fallen victim to Dreamfinder’s advances. The alleged harassment occurred sometime between 1999 and 2004.

Journey Into Imagination was a ride at Walt Disney World’s Epcot Center from 1983 … Continue reading this fake story…