New Attraction Announced for Animal Kingdom’s Pandora


The Walt Disney Company announced a new addition for Animal Kingdom’s Pandora – The World of Avatar. The James Cameron Experience and will open alongside the previously announced attractions of Avatar: Flight of Passage and Na’vi River Journey when the area opens sometime in 2017.

Details are still coming in but what our sources have told us is that The James Cameron … Continue reading this fake story…

Johnny Depp to be Permanently Attached to Pirates of the Caribbean Ride


Disneyland officials have announced that starting this Halloween, film legend Johnny Depp will permanently reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland’s Magic Kingdom Park.

Ever since the popular movie series debuted, Johnny Depp has been rumored to sneak into the attraction in full Jack Sparrow costume and play the role of Jack Sparrow on unsuspecting … Continue reading this fake story…

BREAKING NEWS: Father’s Outburst Witnessed by Dozens


Last Saturday at the Magic Kingdom, a father exclaimed he has “had it up to here” with his kids.

The disturbance was witnessed by a handful of people who were innocently passing by when the father’s outburst occurred.

“I was on my way to inquire about when the 3:00 parade started and I saw this father of two who looked very upset,” park patron … Continue reading this fake story…

Disney Interested in Purchasing Ashley Madison


The Walt Disney Company may be interested in purchasing a very popular (and legitimate, Lisa) website in the near future., an online dating site that is marketed toward people who are in married or committed relationships, has been actively shopping for buyers since their site was hacked in July 2015. They may have found a buyer in the Walt Disney Company.

Yesterday, Twitter … Continue reading this fake story…