Former Presidents on the Verge of Mutiny


Some of the former Presidents inside the Hall of Presidents attraction are on the verge of mutiny, according to an anonymous source with knowledge of the situation. Their complaints stem from this year’s Presidential Election and whom they may be working alongside once our new Commander in Chief is elected.

“I think all of my fellow Commanders can agree that this election sucks,” Franklin … Continue reading this fake story…

Victoria & Albert’s To Add Boxed Lunches

article-boxed-lunchesDue to overwhelming response, The Walt Disney Company announced today that fine dining destination Victoria & Albert’s at Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort & Spa will soon be adding a “Boxed Lunch” option to their world class menu. The boxed lunches were first sold as a means for survival to those guests riding out Hurricane Matthew from their Walt Disney World Resort hotel room.

The … Continue reading this fake story…

Breaking News: First Look at Hurricane Matthew Damage


As the theme parks at Walt Disney World Resort re-open today, Typhoid Lagoon reporters were granted full media access around the property to see what kind of damage Hurricane Matthew inflicted. We first made our way to Animal Kingdom.

Animal Kingdom:

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Disney Asking Troublesome Guests to Relocate Ahead of Hurricane Matthew


Walt Disney World Management has been asking troublesome guests to relocate, free of charge, to the Fort Wilderness Campground ahead of Hurricane Matthew’s expected landfall.

Starting today, any guests that complain to Guest Relations will be asked to relocate to low-lying outdoor areas to ride out the hurricane as Disney’s Official Hurricane Severeness Ambassadors. Disney will then use the data collected to ensure the … Continue reading this fake story…

Expedition Everest’s Yeti to Become Phone Charging Station


The giant Yeti that has been terrifying guests on Animal Kingdom’s Expedition Everest is about to serve a dual purpose: scare guests and charge your phone while doing it.

Expedition Everest is a roller coaster that first opened to the public in the Spring of 2006 at Disney’s Animal Kingdom. The ride’s conclusion once featured a 25-foot-tall Yeti that swung at guests as their … Continue reading this fake story…