Epcot Adding E-Ticket to China Pavilion

article-china-e-ticket

Walt Disney Imagineering announced today that a new E-Ticket attraction will be heading to Epcot’s China pavilion in fall 2018. The attraction will be sponsored by Apple and will simulate working conditions at the Foxconn manufacturing facility in Taiwan.

“We are very pleased to announce the addition of a new thrill ride in our China pavilion,” a press release reads. “Guests will soon be … Continue reading this fake story…

PhotoPass to Add Romance Package

article-photopass-romance-package

Starting just in time for Valentine’s Day 2017, The Walt Disney Company announced today that they will soon be adding an optional “Romance” package to their popular PhotoPass feature.

“Currently, Walt Disney World Cast Members are strategically stationed throughout the parks to take your photo in front of a landmark,” Melissa West, Vice President of Disney’s PhotoPass Expansion Initiative said. “When looking for ways … Continue reading this fake story…

Family Planning Breakfast at Starring Rolls

article-family-eats-at-starring-rolls

A family has announced plans that tomorrow they will opt for a quick breakfast at Starring Rolls Café at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. This move comes as a shock to industry insiders who all reported earlier in the week that the family was a lock for the Hollywood & Vine breakfast buffet.

Speaking to reporters outside his Port Orleans Riverside hotel room, Timothy Jackson, husband … Continue reading this fake story…

Animal Kingdom to Replace Toilets with Portables

article-portable-restrooms-at-dak

Officials at Disney’s Animal Kingdom announced last Wednesday that they will soon be phasing out the traditional restrooms found in most public places in favor of the portable toilets that are common with outdoor festivals and residential remodel job sites in rich neighborhoods.

The move comes after Disney’s Animal Kingdom has reportedly been hemorrhaging money lately with the pending addition of an Avatar-themed land … Continue reading this fake story…

Pixar and Dreamworks Swap Animators at Trade Deadline

article-animator-trade-day

Pixar Animation Studios has announced a trade with Dreamworks SKG Pictures ahead of the September 11th Trade Deadline. In the trade, Dreamworks will give up Modeler Jason Baldwin, Surfacer Fernanda S. Abarca, and Matte Painter Justin Brandstater. In exchange, Pixar will send Animator Erick Oh, Layout Artist Andrew Cadelago, and an intern to be named later to Dreamworks.

Every year, as the success of … Continue reading this fake story…