NEW Osbourne Light Display Coming to Hollywood Studios

article-ozzy-christmasDisney announced yesterday that a new holiday lighting spectacular will soon be temporarily replacing the popular Star Wars: A Galactic Spectacular Fireworks display just in time for the holiday season. The Osbourne Family Light Spectacular (not to be confused with the Osborne Family Lights which used to enchant guests prior to the Streets of America refurbishment) will delight guests with Christmas lights and music, … Continue reading this fake story…

DINOSAUR Closure Blamed on Salary Dispute

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Fans of the DINOSAUR attraction at Disney’s Animal Kingdom were shocked this week by the news that the ride’s scheduled refurbishment has been delayed “indefinitely.” Our sources are reporting that this is due to a salary dispute involving the Iguanodon and the Carnotaurus.

The DINOSAUR attraction features a Time Rover -led tour to the late Cretaceous Period in hopes of bringing back … Continue reading this fake story…

World Traveler Explains Inaccuracies to Cast Members

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A self-proclaimed “World Traveler” recently visited Epcot’s World Showcase to explain to the country’s Cast Members what is authentic and what is inaccurate about the countries represented versus their real-world counterparts.

“I’m a very important businessman, so I am afforded the opportunity to visit many countries around the world,” said Clint Fleetman, World Traveler. “Whenever I get a chance, I head on over to … Continue reading this fake story…

Former Presidents on the Verge of Mutiny

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Some of the former Presidents inside the Hall of Presidents attraction are on the verge of mutiny, according to an anonymous source with knowledge of the situation. Their complaints stem from this year’s Presidential Election and whom they may be working alongside once our new Commander in Chief is elected.

“I think all of my fellow Commanders can agree that this election sucks,” Franklin … Continue reading this fake story…

Victoria & Albert’s To Add Boxed Lunches

article-boxed-lunchesDue to overwhelming response, The Walt Disney Company announced today that fine dining destination Victoria & Albert’s at Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort & Spa will soon be adding a “Boxed Lunch” option to their world class menu. The boxed lunches were first sold as a means for survival to those guests riding out Hurricane Matthew from their Walt Disney World Resort hotel room.

The … Continue reading this fake story…