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Christmas Ruined by Voice-Activated Oven

Christmas Ruined By Voice-Activated Oven

December 27, 2018March 18, 2019 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Christmas Ruined By Voice-Activated Oven

Score Another Victory For The Robots
Christmas is over and now is when we start to recover from the violence that erupted during our family gatherRead More…

Tyler Perry's Madea Tea Party Coming Soon

Iconic Attraction Being Rebranded as Madea Tea Party

September 17, 2018September 16, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Iconic Attraction Being Rebranded as Madea Tea Party

Tyler Perry To Sponsor Madea Tea Party The iconic Mad Tea Party attraction in Fantasyland will soon get a makeover and a new sponsor. Disney announRead More…

Ride Closures Make Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

Ride Closure Makes Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

August 17, 2018August 16, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Ride Closure Makes Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

Tron Construction Will Temporarily Close Two Rides: With the construction set to begin on the Tron roller coaster, Disney announced some scheduled Read More…

Magic Kingdom Adding INSANE Mode to Liberty Belle River Boat

Liberty Belle River Boat Installing “Insane” Mode

July 26, 2018July 25, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Liberty Belle River Boat Installing “Insane” Mode

Insane Mode Makes Ride Liberty Square’s First E-Ticket Attraction — One of the most common complaints from guests who board the Liberty Belle RiveRead More…

Mother Who Hates Roller Coasters Mysteriously Loves Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

Mother Who Hates Roller Coasters LOVES Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

July 12, 2018July 11, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Mother Who Hates Roller Coasters LOVES Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

Mother of Four “Not Scared of That Ride” – It was a warm Saturday evening at the Magic Kingdom when we ran into Dana Hinckley sitting on a bench inRead More…

Man Doubts He'll Get On Mad Tea Party This Round

Man Doesn’t Think They’ll Get On This Round of Tea Cups

June 25, 2018June 20, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Man Doesn’t Think They’ll Get On This Round of Tea Cups

Father of One Seen Counting Guests Ahead of Him A park guest was recently spotted counting the guests in front of him in the queue for the Mad Tea Read More…

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