BREAKING: Spaceship Earth Stolen
Iconic Attraction Goes Missing Mid-Day Guests arriving to Epcot today were shocked to discover that Spaceship Earth had gone missing.Read More…
Category: Epcot
Man Awakens From Coma: “Take Me To CommuniCore!”
Man In For A World Of Hurt: A man who slipped and hit his head in 1989 has finally awaken from his coma. His first words to his wife: “Take me toRead More…
IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers
Sparklers Being Used In New Sensory-Friendly Show Parents of sensory-sensitive children are rejoicing this morning as Disney has announced to replaRead More…
Epcot Adding FEMA Trailers Ahead of Festivals
Epcot Prepares for New Wave of Guests: The Food and Wine Festival at Epcot kicks off on August 30th. Disney has begun moving in FEMA trailers in Read More…
The Flat Spaceship Earth Society Gains Traction
Group Vows to Defy Logic and Common Sense A very small yet vocal group of slow thinkers have recently been gaining mainstream traction. They call tRead More…
Living With The Land Experiences COLOSSAL 15-Minute Wait!
In a sign that the busy summer season at Walt Disney World is in full swing, our network of spies have informed us that the Living with the Land attrRead More…