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Spaceship Earth STOLEN

BREAKING: Spaceship Earth Stolen

December 23, 2018March 18, 2019 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on BREAKING: Spaceship Earth Stolen

Iconic Attraction Goes Missing Mid-Day Guests arriving to Epcot today were shocked to discover that Spaceship Earth had gone missing.Read More…

Man Awakes From Coma: Take Me To CommuniCore!

Man Awakens From Coma: “Take Me To CommuniCore!”

September 20, 2018September 23, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Man Awakens From Coma: “Take Me To CommuniCore!”

Man In For A World Of Hurt: A man who slipped and hit his head in 1989 has finally awaken from his coma. His first words to his wife: “Take me toRead More…

IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers

IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers

August 30, 2018August 26, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers

Sparklers Being Used In New Sensory-Friendly Show Parents of sensory-sensitive children are rejoicing this morning as Disney has announced to replaRead More…

FEMA Trailers Being Added To Epcot

Epcot Adding FEMA Trailers Ahead of Festivals

July 23, 2018July 22, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Epcot Adding FEMA Trailers Ahead of Festivals

Epcot Prepares for New Wave of Guests: The Food and Wine Festival at Epcot kicks off on August 30th. Disney has begun moving in FEMA trailers in Read More…

The Flat Spaceship Earth Society

The Flat Spaceship Earth Society Gains Traction

July 19, 2018July 18, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on The Flat Spaceship Earth Society Gains Traction

Group Vows to Defy Logic and Common Sense A very small yet vocal group of slow thinkers have recently been gaining mainstream traction. They call tRead More…

Living With The Land Experiences COLOSSAL 15-Minute Wait!

May 28, 2018May 28, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Living With The Land Experiences COLOSSAL 15-Minute Wait!

In a sign that the busy summer season at Walt Disney World is in full swing, our network of spies have informed us that the Living with the Land attrRead More…

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