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Rafiki's Planet Watch To Become Rafiki's Apple Watch

Rafiki’s Planet Watch To Reopen As Rafiki’s Apple Watch

September 24, 2018September 23, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Rafiki’s Planet Watch To Reopen As Rafiki’s Apple Watch

Should Rafiki Upgrade His Apple Watch?: Disney’s Animal Kingdom announced the closure of Rafiki’s Planet Watch this week. The attraction had taught gRead More…

One of a Kind Experience: Glamping in Dino-Rama

June 14, 2018June 14, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on One of a Kind Experience: Glamping in Dino-Rama

One Lucky Guest Will Win A Chance to go “Glamping” in Dino-Rama Last week, Disney announced that one lucky sweepstakes winner will get to spend theRead More…

Top 10 Places to Break Up at Walt Disney World

May 21, 2018May 19, 2018 Johnny Chainsaw1 Comment on Top 10 Places to Break Up at Walt Disney World

You think a trip to Disney World is going to save your relationship but you are dead wrong. If anything, this vacation of yours has intensified your Read More…

Top 10 Expert Tips and Secrets from Disney Veterans

January 19, 2018May 11, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Top 10 Expert Tips and Secrets from Disney Veterans

Getting around Disney World can be tough for newbies. Never fear, because Typhoid Lagoon is here. Just follow our top 10 tips and secrets from TyphoRead More…

Man Becomes Ill Due to “Lack of Magic”

December 3, 2016November 30, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Man Becomes Ill Due to “Lack of Magic”

A tourist visiting Walt Disney World last week fell ill just before he was scheduled to return to his home outside of Houston, Texas. The doctors Read More…

Candidates Battle for Disney World’s Electoral Votes

November 8, 2016November 8, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Candidates Battle for Disney World’s Electoral Votes

The 2016 Presidential Candidates are making their final desperate stops at Walt Disney World today in an attempt to sway any undecided voters. PresiRead More…

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