ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Restaurant Alphabetically

ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Alphabetically

Quick Service Restaurant Gets Honors At Top of Alphabet

The prestigious honors were bestowed upon the ABC Commissary for appearing at the top of several lists which rank restaurants based on the alphabet. As Hollywood Studios’ premiere quick service dining location, the new recognition for ABC Commissary can only do good things for a park that had seen … Continue reading this fake story…

Mother Who Hates Roller Coasters LOVES Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

Mother Who Hates Roller Coasters Mysteriously Loves Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

Mother of Four “Not Scared of That Ride” –

It was a warm Saturday evening at the Magic Kingdom when we ran into Dana Hinckley sitting on a bench in Tomorrowland. Hinckley is a mother of four kids. The rest of her family was in line for Space Mountain with their … Continue reading this fake story…

Hollywood Studios Adding ‘Vloggers Lane’

Toy Story Land Adding Queue Just For Vloggers

New Lane Meant to Ease Traffic From “Famous” Social Media Stars –

In response to the extensive coverage of Toy Story Land on social media, Disney will start testing a “Vloggers Lane” around its parks. Video bloggers, or “vloggers” have been known to hold up lines and disrupt traffic flow as they … Continue reading this fake story…

WFTV 9 To Add Toy Story Land Crowds To The Traffic Report

WFTV Adding Toy Story Land Traffic Report to Newscast

News Channel Will Alert Viewers to Crowd Levels –

Toy Story Land opened on Saturday to great reception among guests visiting Disney’s Hollywood Studios. Crowds were so heavy that reports surfaced of lines reaching as far as the Transportation and Ticket Center. The disruption to traffic caused ABC-affiliate WFTV 9 to start alerting … Continue reading this fake story…

Disney Sprays for Pedophiles Ahead of Opening of Toy Story Land

DHS Spraying for Pedophiles

Exterminators Spraying For Creeps

Rodents and other pests won’t be the only vile creatures not welcome when Toy Story Land opens on June 30th. Disney’s Hollywood Studios will also use their exterminators to spray for pedophiles.

When a new ride or attraction debuts, it is customary for exterminators to spray for insects prior to its … Continue reading this fake story…