Disney World Testing Driving Monorails with Doors Open

This week social media was set ablaze with reports of one of the doors on Walt Disney World’s iconic monorail system being stuck in the open position as it was traveling to Epcot. According to our sources, this was not a malfunction but rather a test. Indications are that Disney is planning on operating all monorails with the doors open … Continue reading this fake story…

Donald Trump Animatronic Too Large For Structure

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With the outcome of the 2016 Presidential Campaign behind us, Disney Imagineers are now focused on creating the Donald Trump Audio Animatronic to add to the Hall of Presidents attraction. Sources are informing us that it appears as though they have already run into trouble.

“Well, in order to get the Donald Trump Animatronic as authentic as possible, I think we’re going to have to gut … Continue reading this fake story…

Innoventions’ Tom Morrow 2.0 Caught Replicating Himself

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An unsettling discovery was uncovered late last night in Epcot. Our sources indicate that upon a routine inspection of the mostly-abandoned Innoventions buildings, they discovered that Tom Morrow 2.0 had been replicating himself for months.

Tom Morrow 2.0 was the robotic greeter who served as the ambassador and self-proclaimed “Gate Keeper” to the Innoventions pavilion. He interacted with guests and even spoke … Continue reading this fake story…

Disney Testing Exploding Potholes

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You may recall seeing a YouTube video a few weeks ago of what appeared to be some fireworks exploding near a vehicle driving down the road. It was originally reported as a “fireworks mishap” from the nearby launching site for Disney’s Hollywood Studios’ Star Wars: A Galactic Spectacular. Our sources have been investigating the source of this explosion and we have determined that … Continue reading this fake story…

Stitch’s Escape Blamed on “Computer Glitch”

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The investigation in to what went wrong on a popular Walt Disney World attraction has concluded. Authorities are blaming the malfunction on a “computer glitch.”

Last month, it was reported that Stitch, the main subject who gets teleported to Earth, had actually escaped the ride. The ride is located in the Tomorrowland area of Walt Disney World’s Magic … Continue reading this fake story…