Disney World Testing Driving Monorails with Doors Open

This week social media was set ablaze with reports of one of the doors on Walt Disney World’s iconic monorail system being stuck in the open position as it was traveling to Epcot. According to our sources, this was not a malfunction but rather a test. Indications are that Disney is planning on operating all monorails with the doors open … Continue reading this fake story…

Disney Interested in Purchasing Ashley Madison

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The Walt Disney Company may be interested in purchasing a very popular (and legitimate, Lisa) website in the near future. AshleyMadison.com, an online dating site that is marketed toward people who are in married or committed relationships, has been actively shopping for buyers since their site was hacked in July 2015. They may have found a buyer in the Walt Disney Company.

Yesterday, Twitter … Continue reading this fake story…

Epcot to Rename all Parking Lots to “Explore”

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The Walt Disney Company announced on Friday that all seven surface lots would be renamed to “Explore.” The move comes after an increase in guests not remembering which lot they parked in and therefore failing to locate their vehicles.

“Our research indicates that many guests are so amped up to get inside Epcot that … Continue reading this fake story…

Disney’s Magical Express to Install “Tight Ass” Rims

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Disney’s Magical Express is a free shuttle service that takes guests staying at a Walt Disney World Resort hotel to and from the airport. Those busses are about to transport guests in style!

According to a source who has never steered me wrong about these types of things, spinning rims will be added to the entire … Continue reading this fake story…

MagicBands Being Replaced with Eye Patches

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The internet has been buzzing lately with rumors of a possible replacement to the wrist-worn MagicBands. We have it on good authority that the next generation version of the MagicBand will NOT be worn around the wrist, but over the eye!

“The Walt Disney Company is very excited to announce that soon park guests … Continue reading this fake story…