Heavily Censored Version of Christopher Robin Coming Soon

Censored Version of Christopher Robin Film Coming Soon

Censored Version Will Have Character Named Winnie The P***

Backlash from the new Christopher Robin movie has forced Disney to re-release a censored version of the film. Parents had been giving the film poor reviews online. The most common complaint was for the excessive use of expletives such as the word poo. A character in … Continue reading this fake story…

See Ant-Man and the Wasp On Smallest Screen Possible

View Ant-Man and the Wasp on SMALLEST SCREEN POSSIBLE

Film’s Producers Issues Rare Viewing Suggestion –

The days of “bigger is better” may be coming to an end. Marvel Studios issued a suggestion to those wishing to view the new Ant-Man and the Wasp movie: “Watch it on the smallest screen possible.”

Movie theaters around the world are scrambling to make the guests’ … Continue reading this fake story…

Chewbacca Star Wars Spin-Off In The Works

In response to positive reaction from the Solo film that was just released, Disney and Lucasfilm will be creating a Star Wars spin-off movie comprised entirely of Chewbacca’s origin story.

“We’re very excited to finally tell the stories found in the Star Wars universe from a Wookiee point of view,” said Courtney Villas, Vice President of the Star Wars Infiltration … Continue reading this fake story…

Alden Ehrenreich and Harrison Ford to Star in Freaky Friday Reboot

Freaky Friday is about to get its third reboot. This time, the film will star both of the actors who played Han Solo in Star Wars: a relatively unknown actor named Harrison Ford and of course, screen legend Alden Ehrenreich.

The plot will loosely follow the original Freaky Fridays, were an teen with extreme angst (Ford) will accidentally switch places with … Continue reading this fake story…

Beauty and the Beast Gets R-Rating

The live action version of Beauty and the Beast opening this Friday will be rated R according to reports. The film is an adaptation of the 1991 animated classic by the same title. In an unusual move, the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) announced the rating change the same week the film is to be released.

“After careful consideration, we decided … Continue reading this fake story…