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Yachtsman Steakhouse to Feature Dubstep DJ

Yachtsman Steakhouse Adding Dubstep DJ

September 3, 2018August 26, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Yachtsman Steakhouse Adding Dubstep DJ

Elegant Restaurant Wants To Cater To Millennials with Dubstep Music: The Yachtsman Steakhouse will soon be adding a Dubstep DJ in an effort to entiRead More…

ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Alphabetically

ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Restaurant Alphabetically

July 16, 2018July 15, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Restaurant Alphabetically

Quick Service Restaurant Gets Honors At Top of Alphabet The prestigious honors were bestowed upon the ABC Commissary for appearing at the top of seRead More…

Man Orders Salad at Whispering Canyon Café

November 15, 2016November 9, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Man Orders Salad at Whispering Canyon Café

Reports are starting to surface that last night, a man ordered “just a salad” at Whispering Canyon Café. As of this moment, we cannot confirmRead More…

PizzeRizzo Granted Special License From Health Inspector

November 13, 2016November 8, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on PizzeRizzo Granted Special License From Health Inspector

Hollywood Studios’ new quick service pizza restaurant PizzeRizzo is set to open later this week in place of the old Pizza Planet. Our sources haRead More…

Disney to Debut Magic Your Way Cheat Meals

November 12, 2016November 9, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Disney to Debut Magic Your Way Cheat Meals

Disney officials are set to unveil a new approach to dining throughout the Walt Disney World Resort. It’s called “Magic Your Way Cheat Meal”Read More…

Man Regrets Starting Day with Buffet

November 5, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Man Regrets Starting Day with Buffet

Our sources indicate that a guest visiting the Walt Disney World Resort is now regretting his choice in breakfast this morning: a buffet at Chef MRead More…

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