Yachtsman Steakhouse Adding Dubstep DJ

Elegant Restaurant Wants To Cater To Millennials with Dubstep Music: The Yachtsman Steakhouse will soon be adding a Dubstep DJ in an effort to entice younger people to eat at their restaurant. Dubstep is a genre of electronic dance music. It’s best listened to while tripping balls or eating a $50 steak. Yachtsman Steakhouse is an upscale, fine-dining restaurant at the Yacht Club Resort in Walt Disney World. The New England-themed cuisine is a favorite among guests who want an excellent steak dinner. However, recent times have shown a sharp decline in the millennial-aged guest. To combat this, Disney has… Continue reading this fake story…

ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Restaurant Alphabetically

Quick Service Restaurant Gets Honors At Top of Alphabet The prestigious honors were bestowed upon the ABC Commissary for appearing at the top of several lists which rank restaurants based on the alphabet. As Hollywood Studios’ premiere quick service dining location, the new recognition for ABC Commissary can only do good things for a park that had seen a decline in attendance over the years. “This is the shot in the arm we needed,” said Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, Vice President of WDW Dining. “Getting ranked number one alphabetically will do wonders for restoring our park’s street cred until Galaxy’s… Continue reading this fake story…

Man Orders Salad at Whispering Canyon Café

Reports are starting to surface that last night, a man ordered “just a salad” at Whispering Canyon Café. As of this moment, we cannot confirm if this was a mistake or done intentionally. Whispering Canyon Café is a restaurant located inside Disney’s Wilderness Lodge Resort that serves American fare with a focus on barbecued meats. They are known for their all-you-care-to-enjoy Canyon Skillet, which features a variety of meat options including chicken, pulled pork, and ribs. Only psychopaths order just a salad. “I was sitting right across from the dude and I didn’t pay any attention to him at first,”… Continue reading this fake story…

PizzeRizzo Granted Special License From Health Inspector

Hollywood Studios’ new quick service pizza restaurant PizzeRizzo is set to open later this week in place of the old Pizza Planet. Our sources have indicated to us that the health inspector granted the restaurant a special license to allow rats to do most of the food preparation for the guests. PizzeRizzo is named after the famous Muppet rat Rizzo, and will feature many of his signature pizzas that he learned to prepare while studying under Chef Bobby Flay in New York City. Ordinarily, rats are generally discouraged from being anywhere around any food source that will eventually be consumed… Continue reading this fake story…

Disney to Debut Magic Your Way Cheat Meals

Disney officials are set to unveil a new approach to dining throughout the Walt Disney World Resort. It’s called “Magic Your Way Cheat Meal” and it is designed for those who are trying to eat healthy, but still want the occasional opportunity to “cheat” on their diet without consequence. A “cheat meal” is a way people reward themselves for eating healthy all week. Typically, the indulgence is something unhealthy like a pizza, a cheeseburger, a hot-fudge sundae, or a Hot Pocket. In moderation, these foods have a place among a balanced diet. But for guests visiting Walt Disney World, it… Continue reading this fake story…