Christmas Ruined By Voice-Activated Oven
Score Another Victory For The Robots
Christmas is over and now is when we start to recover from the violence that erupted during our family gatherRead More…
Category: Breaking News
BREAKING: Spaceship Earth Stolen
Iconic Attraction Goes Missing Mid-Day Guests arriving to Epcot today were shocked to discover that Spaceship Earth had gone missing.Read More…
Man Awakens From Coma: “Take Me To CommuniCore!”
Man In For A World Of Hurt: A man who slipped and hit his head in 1989 has finally awaken from his coma. His first words to his wife: “Take me toRead More…
IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers
Sparklers Being Used In New Sensory-Friendly Show Parents of sensory-sensitive children are rejoicing this morning as Disney has announced to replaRead More…
Grand Floridian Reverting to Dial-Up Internet
“High Speed Internet Does Not Match Theme” Officials at the Grand Floridian Resort and Spa announced today that they will soon be phasing out higRead More…
Unlock Your Resort Room With Dole Whip
Disney Set To Dole Whip Your Ass: This week Disney announced that all Walt Disney World Resort guests will be able to unlock their room with a DoleRead More…