Man Awakens From Coma: “Take Me To CommuniCore!”

Man Awakes From Coma: Take Me To CommuniCore!

Man In For A World Of Hurt:

A man who slipped and hit his head in 1989 has finally awaken from his coma. His first words to his wife: “Take me to CommuniCore!”

Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III was visiting Epcot in 1989 when he made the fateful decision to purchase a frozen Mickey ice … Continue reading this fake story…

IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers

IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers

Sparklers Being Used In New Sensory-Friendly Show

Parents of sensory-sensitive children are rejoicing this morning as Disney has announced to replace IllumiNations with a tamed down version of the show. IllumiNations is a nighttime fireworks spectacular featuring music, fire, lasers, explosions, and fireworks. It’s really awesome but for a child with sensory issues, however, it can be a … Continue reading this fake story…

Grand Floridian Reverting to Dial-Up Internet

Dial-Up Internet Returning to Grand Floridian

“High Speed Internet Does Not Match Theme”

Officials at the Grand Floridian Resort and Spa announced today that they will soon be phasing out high speed internet in their guest rooms. They will instead revert back to dial-up speeds to keep with the turn-of-the-century theme of the resort.

“Yeah, we looked into … Continue reading this fake story…