Ramirez, Thompson Called Up From Disney Farm League

Call-Ups to Help With Seasonal Crowds It’s December, which means it’s time for call-ups from Disney’s farm system. Daniel Ramirez from Idaho and Brenda Thompson from California were called up today. They will help with the increase in crowds expected during the holiday season. Ramirez will be deployed to the End Zone Food Court while Thompson will be assigned to assist with pre-parade preparations. “The first thing I did was call my mom,” Ramirez said about this call-up. “I’ve been training hard in Disney’s farm system for years. My hard work has finally paid off.” Disney’s farm system, dubbed “Farm… Continue reading this fake story…

Skyliner Will NOT Have Microwave

Guests Will Have to Heat Hot Pockets Elsewhere Disney announced last week that new Skyliners will NOT have microwaves aboard. Many guests were shocked to discover this after they naturally assumed a microwave would be present. “No microwave on Disney’s #Skyliner?! Uh, WOT?!? What am I supposed to eat from Point A to Point B?” tweeted @TomMotionless. “What are my non-vaccinated babies supposed to drink aboard the #DisneySkyliner? ROOM TEMPERATURE gluten free almond milk?” tweeted @DisneyMomm. The Skyliner project is an ambitious new way to transport guests to the theme parks. Construction has already begun and is scheduled to open… Continue reading this fake story…