Rafiki’s Planet Watch To Reopen As Rafiki’s Apple Watch

Rafiki's Planet Watch To Become Rafiki's Apple WatchShould Rafiki Upgrade His Apple Watch?:

Disney’s Animal Kingdom announced the closure of Rafiki’s Planet Watch this week. The attraction had taught guests about conservation and animal well-being. It also taught them how to waste an hour of their lives.

When news of the closure spread, fans of the attraction (Todd and Lisa Bing) were devastated. … Continue reading this fake story…

Man Awakens From Coma: “Take Me To CommuniCore!”

Man Awakes From Coma: Take Me To CommuniCore!

Man In For A World Of Hurt:

A man who slipped and hit his head in 1989 has finally awaken from his coma. His first words to his wife: “Take me to CommuniCore!”

Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III was visiting Epcot in 1989 when he made the fateful decision to purchase a frozen Mickey ice … Continue reading this fake story…

Iconic Attraction Being Rebranded as Madea Tea Party

Tyler Perry's Madea Tea Party Coming Soon

Tyler Perry To Sponsor Madea Tea Party

The iconic Mad Tea Party attraction in Fantasyland will soon get a makeover and a new sponsor. Disney announced a partnership deal with Tyler Perry to integrate his characters into attractions. The first change will include removal of any Alice in Wonderland references to the Mad Tea Party. The … Continue reading this fake story…

Yachtsman Steakhouse Adding Dubstep DJ

Yachtsman Steakhouse to Feature Dubstep DJ

Elegant Restaurant Wants To Cater To Millennials with Dubstep Music:

The Yachtsman Steakhouse will soon be adding a Dubstep DJ in an effort to entice younger people to eat at their restaurant. Dubstep is a genre of electronic dance music. It’s best listened to while tripping balls or eating a $50 steak.

Yachtsman Steakhouse is … Continue reading this fake story…