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Month: September 2016

Rafiki's Planet Watch To Become Rafiki's Apple Watch

Rafiki’s Planet Watch To Reopen As Rafiki’s Apple Watch

September 24, 2018September 23, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Rafiki’s Planet Watch To Reopen As Rafiki’s Apple Watch

Should Rafiki Upgrade His Apple Watch?: Disney’s Animal Kingdom announced the closure of Rafiki’s Planet Watch this week. The attraction had taught gRead More…

Man Awakes From Coma: Take Me To CommuniCore!

Man Awakens From Coma: “Take Me To CommuniCore!”

September 20, 2018September 23, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Man Awakens From Coma: “Take Me To CommuniCore!”

Man In For A World Of Hurt: A man who slipped and hit his head in 1989 has finally awaken from his coma. His first words to his wife: “Take me toRead More…

Tyler Perry's Madea Tea Party Coming Soon

Iconic Attraction Being Rebranded as Madea Tea Party

September 17, 2018September 16, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Iconic Attraction Being Rebranded as Madea Tea Party

Tyler Perry To Sponsor Madea Tea Party The iconic Mad Tea Party attraction in Fantasyland will soon get a makeover and a new sponsor. Disney announRead More…

Yachtsman Steakhouse to Feature Dubstep DJ

Yachtsman Steakhouse Adding Dubstep DJ

September 3, 2018August 26, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Yachtsman Steakhouse Adding Dubstep DJ

Elegant Restaurant Wants To Cater To Millennials with Dubstep Music: The Yachtsman Steakhouse will soon be adding a Dubstep DJ in an effort to entiRead More…

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