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Month: September 2016

IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers

IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers

August 30, 2018August 26, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers

Sparklers Being Used In New Sensory-Friendly Show Parents of sensory-sensitive children are rejoicing this morning as Disney has announced to replaRead More…

Michael Eisner Story Replacing One Man's Dream

The Michael Eisner Story Will Replace One Man’s Dream

August 27, 2018August 26, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on The Michael Eisner Story Will Replace One Man’s Dream

Iconic Attraction Will Feature Michael Eisner’s Origins Officials for Disney’s Hollywood Studios announced today that the beloved One Man’s Dream aRead More…

Ride Closures Make Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

Ride Closure Makes Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

August 17, 2018August 16, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Ride Closure Makes Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park

Tron Construction Will Temporarily Close Two Rides: With the construction set to begin on the Tron roller coaster, Disney announced some scheduled Read More…

Dial-Up Internet Returning to Grand Floridian

Grand Floridian Reverting to Dial-Up Internet

August 13, 2018August 12, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Grand Floridian Reverting to Dial-Up Internet

“High Speed Internet Does Not Match Theme” Officials at the Grand Floridian Resort and Spa announced today that they will soon be phasing out higRead More…

Censored Version of Christopher Robin Film Coming Soon

Heavily Censored Version of Christopher Robin Coming Soon

August 9, 2018August 8, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Heavily Censored Version of Christopher Robin Coming Soon

Censored Version Will Have Character Named Winnie The P*** Backlash from the new Christopher Robin movie has forced Disney to re-release a censoredRead More…

Guests Can Unlock Their Resort Room With A Dole Whip

Unlock Your Resort Room With Dole Whip

August 2, 2018 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Unlock Your Resort Room With Dole Whip

Disney Set To Dole Whip Your Ass: This week Disney announced that all Walt Disney World Resort guests will be able to unlock their room with a DoleRead More…

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