IllumiNations Replacing Fireworks With Sparklers
Sparklers Being Used In New Sensory-Friendly Show Parents of sensory-sensitive children are rejoicing this morning as Disney has announced to replaRead More…
Month: May 2018
The Michael Eisner Story Will Replace One Man’s Dream
Iconic Attraction Will Feature Michael Eisner’s Origins Officials for Disney’s Hollywood Studios announced today that the beloved One Man’s Dream aRead More…
Ride Closure Makes Magic Kingdom A Half-Day Park
Tron Construction Will Temporarily Close Two Rides: With the construction set to begin on the Tron roller coaster, Disney announced some scheduled Read More…
Grand Floridian Reverting to Dial-Up Internet
“High Speed Internet Does Not Match Theme” Officials at the Grand Floridian Resort and Spa announced today that they will soon be phasing out higRead More…
Heavily Censored Version of Christopher Robin Coming Soon
Censored Version Will Have Character Named Winnie The P*** Backlash from the new Christopher Robin movie has forced Disney to re-release a censoredRead More…
Unlock Your Resort Room With Dole Whip
Disney Set To Dole Whip Your Ass: This week Disney announced that all Walt Disney World Resort guests will be able to unlock their room with a DoleRead More…