Living With The Land Experiences COLOSSAL 15-Minute Wait!

In a sign that the busy summer season at Walt Disney World is in full swing, our network of spies have informed us that the Living with the Land attraction in Epcot experienced a rare 15-minute stand-by wait yesterday.

“We’re still running the numbers but first reports are indicating that these wait times are accurate,” said Thomas Jefferson Geronimo … Continue reading this fake story…

Alden Ehrenreich and Harrison Ford to Star in Freaky Friday Reboot

Freaky Friday is about to get its third reboot. This time, the film will star both of the actors who played Han Solo in Star Wars: a relatively unknown actor named Harrison Ford and of course, screen legend Alden Ehrenreich.

The plot will loosely follow the original Freaky Fridays, were an teen with extreme angst (Ford) will accidentally switch places with … Continue reading this fake story…

Top 10 Places to Break Up at Walt Disney World

You think a trip to Disney World is going to save your relationship but you are dead wrong. If anything, this vacation of yours has intensified your hate for one another. With this in mind, we present to you the top 10 places to break up throughout Walt Disney World, courtesy of Typhoid Lagoon’s Senior Relationship Expert, Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III.

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Epcot to Add North Korea to World Showcase

Our spies have uncovered permits detailing the addition of North Korea to Epcot’s World Showcase lineup. The last time World Showcase received a new country came way back in 1988 when Norway was added. Since then, several additions have been rumored and even announced but for one reason or another, all of those plans fell through. It appears as though … Continue reading this fake story…

Coming Soon: All Parade Floats To Be Set Ablaze

Late last week theme park guests visiting Magic Kingdom Park looked on in horror as the parade float depicting the beloved Maleficent dragon from Sleeping Beauty caught fire during the Festival of Fantasy parade. Luckily, no one was injured and the blaze was quickly extinguished.

Or was it?

Out of the ashes of the damaged parade float came … Continue reading this fake story…