Top 10 Expert Tips and Secrets from Disney Veterans

Getting around Disney World can be tough for newbies. Never fear, because Typhoid Lagoon is here. Just follow our top 10 tips and secrets from Typhoid Lagoon’s expert panel of Walt Disney World veterans. Our exclusive panel of six (headed by Vice President of Typhoid Lagoon’s Vacation Experts, Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III) have been to Disney World a total of five … Continue reading this fake story…

Trump Animatronic Skips Another Hall of Presidents Show

The newly installed Donald Trump Audio Animatronic at has skipped out on another performance at the iconic Hall of Presidents show at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. Our sources revealed to us that Robotrump™ (pronounced “Robot-Rump” and not “Robo-Trump”) has been spotted at Disney’s Magnolia Golf Course several times throughout the day, when he was scheduled to be performing at the Hall … Continue reading this fake story…

Disney World Testing Driving Monorails with Doors Open

This week social media was set ablaze with reports of one of the doors on Walt Disney World’s iconic monorail system being stuck in the open position as it was traveling to Epcot. According to our sources, this was not a malfunction but rather a test. Indications are that Disney is planning on operating all monorails with the doors open … Continue reading this fake story…