Expedition Everest’s Yeti to Become Phone Charging Station

The giant Yeti that has been terrifying guests on Animal Kingdom’s Expedition Everest is about to serve a dual purpose: scare guests and charge your phone while doing it. Expedition Everest is a roller coaster that first opened to the public in the Spring of 2006 at Disney’s Animal Kingdom. The ride’s conclusion once featured a 25-foot-tall Yeti that swung at guests as their roller coaster train barreled passed the mythical beast. Unfortunately, a major problem arose shortly after the ride opened which prohibited the Yeti from operating as designed. While a solution was being sought, Disney Imagineers settled on… Continue reading this fake story…

New Attraction Announced for Animal Kingdom’s Pandora

The Walt Disney Company announced a new addition for Animal Kingdom’s Pandora – The World of Avatar. The James Cameron Experience and will open alongside the previously announced attractions of Avatar: Flight of Passage and Na’vi River Journey when the area opens sometime in 2017. Details are still coming in but what our sources have told us is that The James Cameron Experience will be an indoor attraction that will show the entire Director’s Cut of the original Avatar film, with an hour-long Q&A with the film’s Director, James Cameron to follow each viewing. “Disney is extremely excited about The… Continue reading this fake story…

Johnny Depp to be Permanently Attached to Pirates of the Caribbean Ride

Disneyland officials have announced that starting this Halloween, film legend Johnny Depp will permanently reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland’s Magic Kingdom Park. Ever since the popular movie series debuted, Johnny Depp has been rumored to sneak into the attraction in full Jack Sparrow costume and play the role of Jack Sparrow on unsuspecting guests. “We’re big fans of Johnny Depp here at Disneyland, as well as his Jack Sparrow character,” Sandra Orton, Vice President of Disneyland’s Character Licensing and Thespian Appeasement Division. “We’ve actually tried to discourage Mr. Depp… Continue reading this fake story…