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Month: June 2018

All Road Signs Being Updated with Comic Sans Font

October 30, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on All Road Signs Being Updated with Comic Sans Font

The Reedy Creek Improvement District announced today that they will be doing a complete overhaul of the road signs around Walt Disney World to incorRead More…

Disney to Frighten Guests with Copies of the Their Credit Card Statements

October 29, 2016November 7, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Disney to Frighten Guests with Copies of the Their Credit Card Statements

In a move to compete with Universal Orlando’s Halloween Horror Nights, Disney has decided to up the scare factor at their parks during this HallowRead More…

Parks to Start Selling Firearms to Guests

October 27, 2016October 26, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Parks to Start Selling Firearms to Guests

This week, avid theme park fans were shocked when two separate guests at two separate parks were arrested following the discovery of loaded firearmsRead More…

Big Thunder Mountain’s Closure Ruins Family’s Vacation

October 25, 2016October 23, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Big Thunder Mountain’s Closure Ruins Family’s Vacation

The scheduled refurbishment of Magic Kingdom’s Big Thunder Mountain roller coaster has ruined one family’s vacation. “I can’t believe IRead More…

Hall of Fame Busts Being Updated

October 23, 2016October 23, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on Hall of Fame Busts Being Updated

Frequent park guests to Disney’s Hollywood Studios were quick to notice the construction walls being placed up in front of the bronze busts of notaRead More…

All Fireworks Shows Moving to Pre-Dawn Hours

October 22, 2016October 21, 2016 Johnny ChainsawLeave a Comment on All Fireworks Shows Moving to Pre-Dawn Hours

The Walt Disney Company announced that starting in 2017, all fireworks shows will take place in the pre-dawn hours, instead of the evenings. This Read More…

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