Steven Tyler to be ELIMINATED From Ride

It was reported earlier this week on the internet that Disney would be digitally altering Steven Tyler to remove a potentially offensive hand gesture he posed during the Rock ’n’ Roller Coaster’s pre-show at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. However, it appears that Disney will be taking it one step further to completely eliminate Aerosmith’s front man altogether and replace him with the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man. The Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man (or ‘Inflatable Tube Man’ for short) has grown in popularity over the years and many have been petitioning and speculating as to when this… Continue reading this fake story…

Breaking News: Horizons is Returning

A longtime favorite attraction at Walt Disney World’s Epcot is returning in 2018. Horizons, which operated at Epcot from 1983 – 1999, will be rebuilt using the original blueprints in response to an internet campaign to bring the ride back to the park. “I think the message we want to send is: ‘Gary Thompson. We hear you loud and clear.’,” Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, Lead Developer for Walt Disney Imagineering’s Extinct Attraction Division told us. “Internet petitions are incredibly powerful, as Mr. Thompson demonstrated.” Geronimo is referring to Gary Thompson’s “Bring Horizons Back” internet campaign that started in 1999 when… Continue reading this fake story…

Tower of Terror to Get a Home on the Range Makeover

Fresh off Disney’s announcement that Disneyland’s Tower of Terror will get a Guardians of the Galaxy makeover, Florida’s Tower of Terror ride will not be forgotten. Looking to “plus” one of Walt Disney World’s beloved attractions, the Tower of Terror will soon get a makeover based on the 2004 blockbuster smash hit Home on the Range, starring screen legend Randy Quaid. The film is set in the Old West and centers on a mismatched trio of dairy cows who must capture an infamous cattle rustler for his bounty in order to save their idyllic farm from foreclosure. “Our first thought was… Continue reading this fake story…