Pixar and Dreamworks Swap Animators at Trade Deadline

Pixar Animation Studios has announced a trade with Dreamworks SKG Pictures ahead of the September 11th Trade Deadline. In the trade, Dreamworks will give up Modeler Jason Baldwin, Surfacer Fernanda S. Abarca, and Matte Painter Justin Brandstater. In exchange, Pixar will send Animator Erick Oh, Layout Artist Andrew Cadelago, and an intern to be named later to Dreamworks. Every year, as the success of animated features ebbs and flows, the major animation studios trade animators and other crew members between organizations. In 1989, the Association of Skilled Animators (ASA) which overseas and verifies the trades, instituted a trade deadline of… Continue reading this fake story…

Free Ice Cream to Guests Who Complain A Lot

Starting this weekend, any guest who lodges a complaint with Guest Relations will receive a free ice cream cone. Previously, guests who complained walked away with nothing more than free FastPasses or in some cases, free admission to a Disney Park. “We listened to our guests who complained frequently and they informed us that they were tired of the free FastPasses and park tickets,” Brian Baylor, Vice President of Disney’s Feedback Freebies division. “It didn’t take us long to realize that the freebies we were handing out weren’t solving the problem anymore. The idea of free ice cream was born… Continue reading this fake story…

Stitch’s Escape Blamed on “Computer Glitch”

The investigation in to what went wrong on a popular Walt Disney World attraction has concluded. Authorities are blaming the malfunction on a “computer glitch.” Last month, it was reported that Stitch, the main subject who gets teleported to Earth, had actually escaped the ride. The ride is located in the Tomorrowland area of Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom Park. The attraction features Stitch from the popular full-length animated feature Lilo & Stitch. In the attraction, his home planet conducts routine demonstrations of their interstellar teleportation technology. However, one demonstration went very wrong. Witness statements indicated that during one of… Continue reading this fake story…

WDW Cast Members to Get Labor Day Off

Cast Members at the Walt Disney World Resort are being encouraged to take this Labor Day off from work, according to a company wide memo sent to all Disney World Cast Members on Sunday. The resort-wide paid vacation day was granted to all employees in recognition for “putting up with some really wicked assholes.” People who work at the Walt Disney World Resort (known as “Cast Members”) generally have a great time interacting with happy and appreciative guests. However, it may shock you to discover that there are a few assholes out in the world, and those assholes like taking… Continue reading this fake story…

Epcot to Rename all Parking Lots to “Explore”

The Walt Disney Company announced on Friday that all seven surface lots would be renamed to “Explore.” The move comes after an increase in guests not remembering which lot they parked in and therefore failing to locate their vehicles. “Our research indicates that many guests are so amped up to get inside Epcot that they forget to make a note of which section their car is parked,” Geoffrey Blanketship, Lead Analyst of Disney World’s Traffic and Transportation Division tells us. “By the time they’re ready to go home, they don’t have the foggiest idea where they parked their car earlier… Continue reading this fake story…