Disney Testing Exploding Potholes

You may recall seeing a YouTube video a few weeks ago of what appeared to be some fireworks exploding near a vehicle driving down the road. It was originally reported as a “fireworks mishap” from the nearby launching site for Disney’s Hollywood Studios’ Star Wars: A Galactic Spectacular. Our sources have been investigating the source of this explosion and we have determined that it was in fact a test for what Disney is calling an “exploding pothole.” Our source at the United States Patent Office granted us all-access to Disney’s patent library. One of the patents that triggered our curiosity… Continue reading this fake story…

Epcot Adding E-Ticket to China Pavilion

Walt Disney Imagineering announced today that a new E-Ticket attraction will be heading to Epcot’s China pavilion in fall 2018. The attraction will be sponsored by Apple and will simulate working conditions at the Foxconn manufacturing facility in Taiwan. “We are very pleased to announce the addition of a new thrill ride in our China pavilion,” a press release reads. “Guests will soon be able to take to the floor of a real-life electronics assembly line as they create the next must-have gadgets for the American elite. The finale of the attraction will have guests jumping off the top of… Continue reading this fake story…

PhotoPass to Add Romance Package

Starting just in time for Valentine’s Day 2017, The Walt Disney Company announced today that they will soon be adding an optional “Romance” package to their popular PhotoPass feature. “Currently, Walt Disney World Cast Members are strategically stationed throughout the parks to take your photo in front of a landmark,” Melissa West, Vice President of Disney’s PhotoPass Expansion Initiative said. “When looking for ways to expand this feature, we came up with the idea to invite our trained professional photographers into your hotel room to capture your unforgettable vacation memories.” For $99.99 an hour, you can hire a PhotoPass photographer… Continue reading this fake story…

Family Planning Breakfast at Starring Rolls

A family has announced plans that tomorrow they will opt for a quick breakfast at Starring Rolls Café at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. This move comes as a shock to industry insiders who all reported earlier in the week that the family was a lock for the Hollywood & Vine breakfast buffet. Speaking to reporters outside his Port Orleans Riverside hotel room, Timothy Jackson, husband and father of two said that the decision was not an easy to one to make. “It was a difficult decision,” Jackson whispered to reporters, so that he did not wake his daughters. “My kids want… Continue reading this fake story…

Animal Kingdom to Replace Toilets with Portables

Officials at Disney’s Animal Kingdom announced last Wednesday that they will soon be phasing out the traditional restrooms found in most public places in favor of the portable toilets that are common with outdoor festivals and residential remodel job sites in rich neighborhoods. The move comes after Disney’s Animal Kingdom has reportedly been hemorrhaging money lately with the pending addition of an Avatar-themed land plus the delays they’ve been facing with getting their nighttime fireworks display to run properly. “We’ve been looking for ways to cut costs,” Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III, Vice President of Restroom Operation at Walt Disney World… Continue reading this fake story…