BREAKING NEWS: Father’s Outburst Witnessed by Dozens

Last Saturday at the Magic Kingdom, a father exclaimed he has “had it up to here” with his kids. The disturbance was witnessed by a handful of people who were innocently passing by when the father’s outburst occurred. “I was on my way to inquire about when the 3:00 parade started and I saw this father of two who looked very upset,” park patron Deborah Stephens recalls. “One of his kids was seemingly in the middle of a temper tantrum when their dad interrupted and said, ‘If you don’t cut it out, we’re going back to the room!’ It was… Continue reading this fake story…

Disney Interested in Purchasing Ashley Madison

The Walt Disney Company may be interested in purchasing a very popular (and legitimate, Lisa) website in the near future. AshleyMadison.com, an online dating site that is marketed toward people who are in married or committed relationships, has been actively shopping for buyers since their site was hacked in July 2015. They may have found a buyer in the Walt Disney Company. Yesterday, Twitter was trending about the proposed sale of Ashley Madison to Disney. While a few rejoiced the news, many were quick to criticize. “Ashley Madison + Disney? Really?!” tweeted @CrazedDiz. “Aren’t there more profitable adult sites to… Continue reading this fake story…

Parents’ Evening Ruined by Interruptions from Kids

It was meant to be a romantic evening for Holly and Mark Santos: a candlelight dinner at California Grill, a fireworks display at the top of the Contemporary Resort, a walk on the path to the Magic Kingdom, the kids tucked safely inside the hotel room resting up for another big day at the theme parks. This perfect night turned to disaster when the Santos kids unmercifully disrupted Holly and Mark’s chance for a good time. “Holly and I planned a romantic evening away from the kids,” Mark Santos told us. “We were staying at the Contemporary Resort, so we… Continue reading this fake story…

Universe of Energy Being Replaced with Chris Pratt’s House

Epcot’s Universe of Energy attraction is about to get a makeover. Rumors have been running rampant that a Guardians of the Galaxy theme is on its way to replace Universe of Energy. A source tells us that this rumor is “close, but not quite” the truth. “Chris Pratt will soon be building a new home on the site of the current Universe of Energy attraction,” Madeline Schrute, Vice President of Walt Disney World’s Interior Design of Celebrity and Foreign Dignitary’s Homes division said. “Guests will get a chance to tour his home with a ‘MTV Cribs’-styled presentation.” MTV Cribs was… Continue reading this fake story…