Disney Raises Bid for Fox to $65,000,000,100

Disney Outbids Comcast

Deal Would Include FastPass+ For Life For Flight of Passage Ride

Disney raised their original bid to purchase Fox yesterday. They countered Comcast’s bid of $65 billion with a new bid of $65-billion-one-hundred. This effectively raised the top bid by one-hundred dollars. Further sweetening the bid was a promise to give away Flight of Passage FastPass+ reservations for life. The … Continue reading this fake story…

Grand Floridian Adding Exclusive Third Monorail Line

Grand Floridian Adding Exclusive Monorail Line

Third Monorail Line Would Connect Magic Kingdom to Grand Floridian

It was announced today that a third monorail track will be added to the Magic Kingdom Resort loop. The new line will connect only the Magic Kingdom and Grand Floridian. A lone monorail train will make the trek back and forth between the two stops. This track … Continue reading this fake story…

One of a Kind Experience: Glamping in Dino-Rama

One Lucky Guest Will Win A Chance to go “Glamping” in Dino-Rama

Last week, Disney announced that one lucky sweepstakes winner will get to spend the night camping in Pandora at Disney’s Animal Kingdom. Fresh off the heels of that announcement, the next “glamping” adventure to take place after that contest concludes was unveiled today. One lucky winner and up to … Continue reading this fake story…

Richard Gerth Respawns Near Discovery Island

Longtime fans of Walt Disney World were saddened to learn of the sudden, unexpected, shocking, and unbelievable passing of Richard Gerth late last week. Gerth, aged 92 Earth-cycles, was a greeter at Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort & Spa and had developed quite a following after working the same position for almost 30 years. However those same fans’ sorrow and anguish quickly … Continue reading this fake story…

Great Movie Ride Hijacker VAPORIZED In Front Of Guests

Earlier this week, we started telling you about the reason why The Great Movie Ride closed down late last year at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. The beloved attraction had been plagued with hijackings in its later years; so much so that Disney executives finally decided to pull the plug on the ride rather than deal with the problem.

In Monday’s … Continue reading this fake story…