The Flat Spaceship Earth Society Gains Traction

Flat (Spaceship) Earth Society

Group Vows to Defy Logic and Common Sense

A very small yet vocal group of slow thinkers have recently been gaining mainstream traction. They call themselves the Flat Spaceship Earth Society. The FSES believes that the Spaceship Earth attraction at Epcot is actually flat. They say that there isn’t enough evidence to support the attraction as a geodesic … Continue reading this fake story…

ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Restaurant Alphabetically

ABC Commissary Ranked #1 Alphabetically

Quick Service Restaurant Gets Honors At Top of Alphabet

The prestigious honors were bestowed upon the ABC Commissary for appearing at the top of several lists which rank restaurants based on the alphabet. As Hollywood Studios’ premiere quick service dining location, the new recognition for ABC Commissary can only do good things for a park that had seen … Continue reading this fake story…

Mother Who Hates Roller Coasters LOVES Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

Mother Who Hates Roller Coasters Mysteriously Loves Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

Mother of Four “Not Scared of That Ride” –

It was a warm Saturday evening at the Magic Kingdom when we ran into Dana Hinckley sitting on a bench in Tomorrowland. Hinckley is a mother of four kids. The rest of her family was in line for Space Mountain with their … Continue reading this fake story…

See Ant-Man and the Wasp On Smallest Screen Possible

View Ant-Man and the Wasp on SMALLEST SCREEN POSSIBLE

Film’s Producers Issues Rare Viewing Suggestion –

The days of “bigger is better” may be coming to an end. Marvel Studios issued a suggestion to those wishing to view the new Ant-Man and the Wasp movie: “Watch it on the smallest screen possible.”

Movie theaters around the world are scrambling to make the guests’ … Continue reading this fake story…

Hollywood Studios Adding ‘Vloggers Lane’

Toy Story Land Adding Queue Just For Vloggers

New Lane Meant to Ease Traffic From “Famous” Social Media Stars –

In response to the extensive coverage of Toy Story Land on social media, Disney will start testing a “Vloggers Lane” around its parks. Video bloggers, or “vloggers” have been known to hold up lines and disrupt traffic flow as they … Continue reading this fake story…