Ramirez, Thompson Called Up From Disney Farm League

Disney Activates Call-Ups from Farm System to Help With Holiday Crowds

Call-Ups to Help With Seasonal Crowds

It’s December, which means it’s time for call-ups from Disney’s farm system. Daniel Ramirez from Idaho and Brenda Thompson from California were called up today. They will help with the increase in crowds expected during the holiday season. Ramirez will be deployed to the … Continue reading this fake story…

Skyliner Will NOT Have Microwave

Disney's Skyliner Will NOT Have A Microwave On Board

Guests Will Have to Heat Hot Pockets Elsewhere

Disney announced last week that new Skyliners will NOT have microwaves aboard. Many guests were shocked to discover this after they naturally assumed a microwave would be present.

“No microwave on Disney’s #Skyliner?! Uh, WOT?!? What am I supposed to eat from Point … Continue reading this fake story…

Rafiki’s Planet Watch To Reopen As Rafiki’s Apple Watch

Rafiki's Planet Watch To Become Rafiki's Apple WatchShould Rafiki Upgrade His Apple Watch?:

Disney’s Animal Kingdom announced the closure of Rafiki’s Planet Watch this week. The attraction had taught guests about conservation and animal well-being. It also taught them how to waste an hour of their lives.

When news of the closure spread, fans of the attraction (Todd and Lisa Bing) were devastated. … Continue reading this fake story…

Man Awakens From Coma: “Take Me To CommuniCore!”

Man Awakes From Coma: Take Me To CommuniCore!

Man In For A World Of Hurt:

A man who slipped and hit his head in 1989 has finally awaken from his coma. His first words to his wife: “Take me to CommuniCore!”

Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III was visiting Epcot in 1989 when he made the fateful decision to purchase a frozen Mickey ice … Continue reading this fake story…

Iconic Attraction Being Rebranded as Madea Tea Party

Tyler Perry's Madea Tea Party Coming Soon

Tyler Perry To Sponsor Madea Tea Party

The iconic Mad Tea Party attraction in Fantasyland will soon get a makeover and a new sponsor. Disney announced a partnership deal with Tyler Perry to integrate his characters into attractions. The first change will include removal of any Alice in Wonderland references to the Mad Tea Party. The … Continue reading this fake story…